try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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