i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I can't put those talents on a resume
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize