he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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