I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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