***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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