Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
