Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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