I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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