My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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