C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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