His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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