Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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