why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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