another moral hangover. fuck.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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