I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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