Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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