you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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