I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just threw up on my dentist
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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