dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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