I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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