She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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