Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
try to milk me bitch
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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