Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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