do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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