Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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