I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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