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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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