your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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