we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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