My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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