I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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