The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Randomize
