Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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