I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i think im in europe. pls send help
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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