Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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