allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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