I'm jealous of your bromance
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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