when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
