is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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