Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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