He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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