i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
