Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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