at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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