I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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