I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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