Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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