Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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