just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Randomize