Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
