Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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