I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
is it fun? or sober?
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