are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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