i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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