absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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